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Orlando use to be known as the City Beautiful, but in the last 15 years it has just turned into the land of the bizarre. There was this story in the news today: Female Astronaut charged with kidnap attempt.

She attempted to kidnap her rival in a three-love triangle involving another astronaut.

Things that make it too bizarre for anyone to imagine: She drove from Houston to Orlando wearing a diaper so she wouldn't have to stop and go to the bathroom. She was caught wearing a wig and trench coat. Found among her possessions were a BB gun, folding buck knife fresh out of the package, steel hammer, and $600 in trash bags. (Well it is a lot to pay for gas from Huston to Orlando.)

I guess NASA doesn't do psychological profiles on the prospective astronauts anymore.

Do the Russians have this much fun with their space program?

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