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Last week an incident occurred in Big Cypress where a European tourist was bit on the hand by a cottonmouth water moccasin. So I want to tell the story as a Mastercard commercial:

Digital Camera: $169

Airboat Ride in the Everglades: $40

Helicopter ride to hospital from the parking lot from Trail Lakes Campground / Skunk Ape Research Headquarters because you got bit on the hand trying to take a photo of a cottonmouth water moccasin: Unbelievable!

Note: He got bit over at Turner River, not at the campground / Skunk Ape Research HQ's. The parking lot at the campground was the closest place they could land a helicopter.
Current Location:
the hammock
Current Mood:
bitchy bitchy
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