Last week an incident occurred in Big Cypress where a European tourist was bit on the hand by a cottonmouth water moccasin. So I want to tell the story as a Mastercard commercial:
Digital Camera: $169
Airboat Ride in the Everglades: $40
Helicopter ride to hospital from the parking lot from Trail Lakes Campground / Skunk Ape Research Headquarters because you got bit on the hand trying to take a photo of a cottonmouth water moccasin: Unbelievable!
Note: He got bit over at Turner River, not at the campground / Skunk Ape Research HQ's. The parking lot at the campground was the closest place they could land a helicopter.